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Track	Listen	Order ID	Order
Ab Fab - Well pick up the phone sweety I think its Patsy darling		79000	Get it now!
Anne Robinson - So, don’t know much about answering your phone then		79004	Get it now!
Austin Powers - Groovy baby, ooh behave…		79120	Get it now!
Avid Merrion - I love the celebrities, I love the celebrities with the big fat tits...		79193	Get it now!
Baddiel and Skinner (Bo'Selecta) - I am David Baddiel, I am a very funny man, call me a Jew, I like it when you call me Jew…		79213	Get it now!
Barry White - Pick up the phone you sexy beast		79012	Get it now!
Basil Fawlty - Are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear		79015	Get it now!
Benny Hill - Well I say, I say, I say...		79122	Get it now!
Billy Connolly - I don’t bloody believe it, someone's trying to call ya		79020	Get it now!
Bob Monkhouse - Now if that’s my wife tell her I'm washing my hair		79023	Get it now!
Borat - You have a funny phone yes... it is like having sex with a pig		79024	Get it now!
Brian Clough - You’ve got a phone call so answer it		79026	Get it now!
Chantelle (Big Brother) - Oh My God		79493	Get it now!
Craig David (Bo'Selecta) - You've reached Craig David, come here Kes ya little b******d, I'm trying to break America…		79194	Get it now!
Dale Winton - Well someones popular I’d pick that up if I were you		79035	Get it now!
Daleks - Pick up your phone, if you do not pick up your phone you will be exterminated		79255	Get it now!
Davina McCall (Bo'Selecta) - We're live we're live, so don't say f**k, bugger or chick with a dick		79196	Get it now!
Denis Norden (Bo'Selecta) - If you're one of those people who like watching my show then I'm nearly dead		79198	Get it now!
Des Lynam - Result just in ..you’ve got a phone call ...there		79042	Get it now!
Dirty Sanchez - Oh My God That Is Minging, Its All Over His Face		79259	Get it now!
Dom Jolly (Trigger Happy) - Hello.... pick up ya phone...chow		79104	Get it now!
E.T - E.T. phone home…		79118	Get it now!
Elvis Presley - Hey baby someones on the phone so pick it up...thank you very much		79046	Get it now!
Eminem - Nowdays everybody wanna talk when they got something to say		79048	Get it now!
Frodo and Gollum - I don't want to say this but I'm, I'm - Say it master, say it - I'm f****g sick and tired…		79199	Get it now!
Harry Hill - A phone call... what are the chances of that happening ey		79052	Get it now!
Inspector Gadget - Go go gadget mobile phone		79117	Get it now!
James Bond - Bond, James Bond licensed to kill…		79121	Get it now!
Julian Clary - I'm strangely drawn into thinking you have a mystery admirer... I thank you		79067	Get it now!
Kat Slater (Bo'Selecta) - I heard ya, slagging off my big fat saggy bingo wings		79203	Get it now!
Kermit - Hi ho, please don’t pick up the phone, I think its Miss Piggy		79071	Get it now!
Kevin Keegan - I'm tellin you what I'd love it if you pick that up, love it		79073	Get it now!
Martine McCutcheon (Bo'Selecta) - Hello I'm Matine MucCutchicun. Ooo I'm gonna be sick again…		79206	Get it now!
Match Of The Day - Well have you ever seen anything quite like that…		79113	Get it now!
Mel B (Bo'Selecta) - Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b******d, she's a minge teasing b******d		79207	Get it now!
Mel B (Bo'Selecta) - Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b******d, she's a minge teasing b******d.		79208	Get it now!
Michael Jackson (Bo'Selecta) - I'm Michael Jackson and I be saying this is a phone call he he, shamone he he…		79209	Get it now!
Mick Jagger - Some dudes tried to call you..... groovy man		79081	Get it now!
Mission Impossible - This phone will self desctruct in 10 seconds…		79115	Get it now!
Mrs Bucket (Keeping Up Appearances) - The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking		79084	Get it now!
Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) - Hello, this is Nadia, all woman…..or am I?		79249	Get it now!
Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) - Oh My God!		79250	Get it now!
Peter Kay - Who's That, Who's That Calling At This Time…		79260	Get it now!
Peter Kay - Pick Me Up, Pick Me Up, Im Going Know Where Me…		79261	Get it now!
Pot Black - I'd love it to go in…		79114	Get it now!
Richard and Judy (Bo'Selecta) - Ha you've reached me, Richard and Judy, shut up Judy, shut up…		79212	Get it now!
Rugrats - Hey you babies pick up the phone…		79112	Get it now!
Scooby Doo - Pick up the phone, like huh Scoob…		79116	Get it now!
Steve Irwin - Well look at that little baby, I think that's a swamp monster calling you		79097	Get it now!
Stevie Wonder (Bo'Selecta) - Hi guys and welcome to sightseeing with me Stevie Wonder, today I'm in the Algarve		79214	Get it now!
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